Ridiculous times call for ridiculous greeting cards. I decided it was my solemn duty to provide some new options.

Ridiculous options. Obviously.

While I hope someday to have a ridiculous card fit for every occasion, I’ve gotta start somewhere. That somewhere is the universally-revered holiday approaching rapidly: Valentine’s Day.

So my first batch of seasonal offerings are cards based around the theme of love, appreciation and dating. Most of them are blank on the inside so you can write your own message in your own voice. One of my least favorite things, besides wet socks, is picking up a greeting card that has a great outside design only to find an embarrassingly sappy pre-written message on the inside.

So consider this my antidote to Hallmark. My mutiny against maudlinism.

Browse the full selection here. Many more to come for future occasions.